Nice easy water with big stupid fish

Right boys i fancy a tripy poo's to France next year and i want a easy holiday with a load of big stupid ugly fish (no fucking beligum canals or french rivers i want a package carpers holiday).

I have fuck all in this years album and I want to fill it out.

Gorgon (not a spelling mistake you ginger haired medussa) i dont care if they do not have a mouth or if some English cunt has done them up the ass and caused it to prolapse. I JUST WANT SOME EASY FISHING!!!

Dan whats your place like and when would be best time to go in order to miss the "smack and craic" bus from Dublin?

Me and Dermo want some easy ass fishing next year with a few 40's and i want a sturgeon - he wants to fly and i dont mind driving cos i am hard assed. We where thinking about inviting the assasin but the poor fucker has never been further than Ballynhinch and he wont eat any forigion muck so would have to bring pizza's with us.

Whats Nashies place like?

Gorgon - I like that, very Tolkenesque. go for it retardo - Dan will look after ya (8 ball with every 10kg), want his frog number? The milky bar fished the Nash resort and had a ball. what about the Chateau place Damo fishes? G.

smack and crack bus priceless..... i don`t think we could accommodate the likes of you, by that i mean we don`t want the likes of you around the place. the fishing is only a front for the massive drugs trade we really make the money on the smack and crack bus is a massive cash cow so unless you get yourself a healthy addiction by next april fuck off.

I am trying to get hooked but i cant buy the shit in Belfast so i have been smoking snuff in a pipe (its brown), i think DAAD killed all the dealers in the late 90's before they went legit and moved their offices from Connelly house to Stormont (You may need to come from Belfast to get that one).

you need to adopt a more pro-active approach to your addiction after all if you don`t feed your addiction how can it grow.

WM, you'd be as well going to Dan's place, as its at least as good as 99% of comercials, and you know exactly what fish are in it.
The Balliff is gay.

I am ashamed of myself to say this but Nashy's place has 50's - sorry Dan but I am a whore

Damo your a wee cunt for getting me into trouble... oh and big balls where are all our new members?

all robbed form the river lot can`t believe you`d fish for wrong on`s wildman. hhmm thats a bit strong i might want to retract that seems as i know the guy who has just taking it over. then again no i`m going to stand by my F.H.C.O friends (French heritage carp organisation) and slate the place

fuck off ya echo loving cunt

Id prefer a 20lb out of the Lot than a blatantly nicked 50lb from a lake next door......ethic's and all that.

sorry i would take the 50 every time and get it published in carpworld

Readers wives more like. G.